what i’m looking for in a man are the harry potter books on his bookshelf
Put this screencap on my tombstone
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
That song called Asleep by the smiths is FUCKING AWFUL and I can’t stand it… yet every playlist on 8tracks has it.
Niall (talking about Harry): Yeah his bunk smells of french toast. We have two buses so if you wanna sleep you can, and if you wanna stay up after a show you can. Harry’s been on the relaxation bus the last couple of days cos he’s been tired, and he’s had his cinnamon candles.
i hate when people say “do u really think they notice that zit on ur face? do u really think they care what ur butt looks like in those jeans??” because i notice that stuff about people so either i’m an asshole or they’re wrong